It is 5.20 pm, on a Monday afternoon. I am comfortably sitted on my bed with a small box of cereal, looking out to the shyte weather. As I listen to the radio , I have one reoccurring thought . Why is it  that every Kenyan radio station is the same- they play the same darned songs, and they all copy each other in terms of topics and have no personality whatsoever.

I am tired of listening to presenters announcing that the song is new when they have been playing the song for like a month, and their sumuni’s worth of advice on relationships. How does any sensible person support a chic’s vibe of going to FIDA , all because she was dumped and the man started to date another woman. Chic doesn’t even have a ring!! madness!

SN is off relationships.  Why? Just because she wants to. I’m yet to find some fresh meat, that looks and is appetizing and flavorful. (And before all the Kenyan male crusaders go complaining that I am referring to them as Fresh meat, please remember you are the same chaps that refer to some women as chips funga/ takeaway) Additionally, these bad habits that Kenyan men have picked up – expecting the woman to chase them , and thinking that they are heaven sent just because you spared them a glance- have seriously put me off.

 As I openly declare my off- relationship status- many are surprised. Is it honestly that hard to picture a Kenyan mama that doesn’t want to be in a relationship? In true Kenyan fashion- rumors are abound. All of them are false! I’m single and loving it. A certain blogger has peaked my interest though. He is quite a looker.  And because Kenyans just love to talk over their cup of tea here is a teaser : He can hardly be associated with SN. :)

No I haven’t been laid or kissed somebody yet! Must be the nyegez making a comeback because I was thinking…

 

 When’s the last time you got a good smooch? I remember back in the day when we all used to watch The Rich Also Cry & Wild Rose on KBC the in word was smooch. If you are lost smooch is a kiss/snog/snogo.

 

I’m big into kissing, quite particular, actually. If the kiss don’t feel right just know its going to end soon. Be Sensual. What’s with the rush? Don’t shove your tongue in my mouth first chance you get it really isn’t sexy. No not at all! A kiss also doesn’t have to include the exchange of body fluids.  If we happen to be Frenching please refrain from putting saliva around my lips and mouth area to the point that it encroaches on my upper lip and your saliva threatens to enter my nostrils.  That’s why we have (BIG) LIPS:  Your saliva in your mouth, my saliva in my mouth… Touché!

 

Where do you stand?

©       Assuming you don’t go kissing random people when you are in a relationship, is a kiss just a kiss when you are single?

©       If a girl/guy kissed you today, 2-3 days later you find out he/she kissed some other person, what then? You throw a bitch fit or are you like it was just a kiss?

 

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