its officially italy

my faith has been restored!

I saw the most beautiful man I have ever laid my eyes on! He was almost perfect…. The hairstyle he was rocking was just beyond- curls, like he had wekad rollers or something I dont know it wasnt the freshest u know…. I was like mmmmm we need to fix that but other than that he was just so gorgeous. He even let me go through his passport! A girl is slick eh… she can get a man revealing everything in his pockets 5 min later. But the thing is this- the guy was 21 !!! argh…. SN doesnt like dating or hooking up with people younger than her so that was just a bust! really do you hve to be 21!! really! But oh my he was fiinnnneeee…..

oh did I mention that he was Italian! I need to go to Italy! I think it was a sign from the heavens that I thought he was so fabulous. and he was nice…. oh and his friend was just as cute… he had this thing on his lip that was rather distracting though but he was just so delish… long straight hair.

Hmmmm I hope I can see them again! but that means hanging out with my Italian- in the hopes that these young italians holla at my italian !! complications I tell complications….

 

Official!

It is official!

I sit here in an almost drunken state and I can say in a sober way that I have lost ALL FAITH IN MEN! ALL!

Incase you didnt notice that was in CAPS !  ALL FAITH IN MEN!

they are just a) uneccessarily dramatic b) beyond immmature c) just plain stupid d) OMG — why go on?

Hmm clearly I am upset at one man! which man? alas onely one person will know! but I am pissed! people PISSED!

I’m just done with men! Done ….

we need a harambee to buy me a vibrator! ……

fuck im pissed shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots= drunkedness!

 

I hear voices

Have you ever listened to your voice?

Like recorded it and listened to it! Interesting is it not- you should try it. It could make your night, it for sure made mine. Personally I just love the way I sound its honest, fabulous and sultry.

Haha I love the sound of my voice!

Très jolie !

PS: Ladies I recently found out that men can think you are hottest thing that walked into their life but think u have the most annoying voice and just because of that they will opt not to date you!  so make sure it is on point…. I’m just saying!

 

FB… Boobie Disasters

PEOPLE  Once again it is FACEBOOK!

Ok so I am randomly procrastinating – it is a gift I tell you – and I happen to notice this one girls pictures. And ofcourse her profile is not super private like mine so anyway I can see her pictures.. and look at her pictures I did even though she isnt my friend… And wat did I see…

Her big boobs , her big boobs, and her big boobs. All her pictures are extremely boobalicious. And her boobs are big probably D’s if not G’s you know and damn she needs a bra that fits or friends. Because seriously you cant have ur boobs hanging out like that for all and sundry. I mean its so bad to the point of  how can you have respect for a woman that has the titties all out like that , I’m telling you the only thing you can’t see is her nipples. Yote… and to make it worse there is a picture with a pen in between her boobs in one of the pics, I mean really! Ok maybe it was meant as a joke but some self respect- I mean really. And I’m pretty sure I read that if u have big boobs you shouldn’t have them hanging out ovyo ovyo all the time. Those girls need to be supported. UP and COVERED!. And sad thing is I’m sure she is a nice person but ala … those boobs are popping. Beyond! Guys I know you are thinking ok I want to see this but even after pic 10 you’ll be like uh ok yeah this is too much. Even if you have been blessed by the Lord like that … ai.. it was just too tooo tooo much! Hanging here , there everywhere almost every pic I saw… ala!

I mean nearly every picture her boobs were out, and she has like 400 pictures. And a good 2 sock of them her titties are out having a party. There was one picture where even her top couldn’t hack and was sliding off and you could see the bra. And not to forget that ka habit of Kenyan women, putting the cell phone by the boobs , close to the arm pit but not quite- held in place by the bra of course. (PS I’m pretty sure this is bad for the bra… the bra is meant to support the boobs not the boobs and the cell phone- im digressing)

I almost want to do a harambee and buy her a bra! A bra that fits well and a shirt that covers that stuff up.

Would it be wrong of me to write her a message and be like hey I think u need to cover up that ish? Give her a few tips on how to show off the boobs in a more appropriate manner! Coz I mean I want to … I even feel obligated to do so???Maybe she doesnt have friends who can tell her ” honey get your self together and cover up those things at least sometimes, especially in the day light.. !I can’t just sit by the way side and let the woman just meander along the road like she is lost…

 

The object of my desire

Yes! You are…. You are the object of my desire.

Calm down now!  I can spread the love don’t wear me thin though.

I have 6 books that I need to read. I love reading. Reading makes me happy, reading gives me joy. I fear that one day books may become obsolete, but I do not want it to be so!   YES!  I am aware that trees are endangered because of books. But books are so cool. I guess im a nerd. So what am I reading? … Ah that my lovelies shall remain but a mystery to you for it is better that way. If you could guess what I am reading though, I wonder what your thoughts would be?!

So between that (6 books), academics, working out – heeh I went to the gym( thanks for following up on that ) , blogging and my internship, people I am stretched thin.

The object of my desire is the 6 books and working out –the rest by the way I just want to leave on the way side. Just you drop it! I love reading… books, magazines.. love it!

Ok so I have a new dilemma- ok so the FB guy sent me an email because he couldn’t find me on it. Holla if you hear me to super private settings where no random person can find you! Anyway so he sent me this random message and I’m thinking hmmm I don’t want to date him but maybe we can be friends – you know network , socialize and all that pizzazz!  But I don’t know what to say- he has it in his mind that I am particularly interested in participating in winter sports – skiing , horseshoeing, hiking and such— and really has he not heard a word I have said ….  I AM FROM KENYA.  I AM FROM NAIROBI. I  AM FROM THE EQUATORIAL REGION. I DO NOT LIKE THE COLD ALL THAT MUCH. Hmmm ‘tis a slight quandary isn’t it?

As you know I had octopus( scroll down to the other posts please I’m being lazy I don’t have timez za ku waste on linking )  and as I was kindly informed by Our Kid, in the comment section, Octopus is an aphrodisiac. So … maybe I kissed Italian. And maybe we had some good times.

Maybe!  Can you please define maybe?