Official!

It is official!

I sit here in an almost drunken state and I can say in a sober way that I have lost ALL FAITH IN MEN! ALL!

Incase you didnt notice that was in CAPS !  ALL FAITH IN MEN!

they are just a) uneccessarily dramatic b) beyond immmature c) just plain stupid d) OMG — why go on?

Hmm clearly I am upset at one man! which man? alas onely one person will know! but I am pissed! people PISSED!

I’m just done with men! Done ….

we need a harambee to buy me a vibrator! ……

fuck im pissed shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots! shots= drunkedness!

 

The object of my desire

Yes! You are…. You are the object of my desire.

Calm down now!  I can spread the love don’t wear me thin though.

I have 6 books that I need to read. I love reading. Reading makes me happy, reading gives me joy. I fear that one day books may become obsolete, but I do not want it to be so!   YES!  I am aware that trees are endangered because of books. But books are so cool. I guess im a nerd. So what am I reading? … Ah that my lovelies shall remain but a mystery to you for it is better that way. If you could guess what I am reading though, I wonder what your thoughts would be?!

So between that (6 books), academics, working out – heeh I went to the gym( thanks for following up on that ) , blogging and my internship, people I am stretched thin.

The object of my desire is the 6 books and working out –the rest by the way I just want to leave on the way side. Just you drop it! I love reading… books, magazines.. love it!

Ok so I have a new dilemma- ok so the FB guy sent me an email because he couldn’t find me on it. Holla if you hear me to super private settings where no random person can find you! Anyway so he sent me this random message and I’m thinking hmmm I don’t want to date him but maybe we can be friends – you know network , socialize and all that pizzazz!  But I don’t know what to say- he has it in his mind that I am particularly interested in participating in winter sports – skiing , horseshoeing, hiking and such— and really has he not heard a word I have said ….  I AM FROM KENYA.  I AM FROM NAIROBI. I  AM FROM THE EQUATORIAL REGION. I DO NOT LIKE THE COLD ALL THAT MUCH. Hmmm ‘tis a slight quandary isn’t it?

As you know I had octopus( scroll down to the other posts please I’m being lazy I don’t have timez za ku waste on linking )  and as I was kindly informed by Our Kid, in the comment section, Octopus is an aphrodisiac. So … maybe I kissed Italian. And maybe we had some good times.

Maybe!  Can you please define maybe?

 

We need to talk?

I am just getting over the hump. I have been single for a full two months.

Saturday was hard for me. Real hard. I wanted to go out dancing, have a party, celebrate. I had a lot to celebrate my couch had just come – its beautiful, bonded leather. Yeah thats all I had to celebrate but I think its a good reason. I got a new couch! LOVE IT ! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! I’m digressing , but its my blog, and your my reader so let me focus.

OK so I had one reason to celebrate but I decided to assess my feelings. Why did I want to really go out? Turns out I wanted to meet a cute man. I just wanted a man to hit on me. Not good I say. Not good. So I picked up a novella ( aka romance book ) settled into my new cotton satin sheets and devoured the book. That people is progress! When you are dedicated on your goal to being single and not going to do something that you love- dancing- in the name of advancing your self.

But alas…. there is always drama… and confusion. So two exes on mine – days apart like one on saturday, on one sunday said to me – ” We need to talk”.

I know that this is a stereotype but aren’t women the ones supposed to say ” we need to talk”. I hate it when men say that coz its so vague. And if you know anything about men they will give you the “we need to talk” line and not go further into it until they are ready. I hate suspense, I just can not be left hanging. So now I am in a state of what the hell is going on. Not one person but two. What could they want to talk about?

Its insane. Insane I tell you.

I’m waiting for today to be over – conversation 1 should be happening by the end of today. Tomorrow conversation 2.

What’s a girl to do??? How do men cope when women give them the whole ” we need to talk line”??